posted 08-05-2009 12:18 PM            

Any input is welcome.

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posted 08-06-2009 03:07 PM            

(I used to use Skippy, but I heard another examiner was offended)

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posted 08-07-2009 04:36 PM            

I tested a 17 yr old male. But I think he would have got aroused by anything that moved. It was kinda funny...and yes, I did terminate the exam (had to...lol).

posted 08-07-2009 06:11 PM            

Did you consider threatening the offending appendage with a couple of clicks of your desk stapler as an aid to concentration?

In all seriousness I keep some clean oversized T-shirts for the few ladies who have reported to my office in distracting attire. I have no doubt their ploy was an intentional act to attempt to sway my conclusions because I have been told by more than one person that my face could make a freight train turn down a dirt road. But my wife, my kids and my dog love me and that's enough.

I wouldn't have any idea what alternate attire to keep on hand for a man, although I did ask a guy who wore a tshirt with a badge on it to his IAD polygraph to change shirts.

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posted 08-08-2009 08:24 AM            

However, the NFL is OURS FOREVER!
....Some other rarified things we, as men---OWN.

Eating contests. Women will never be able to out eat us in those hot dog competitions. They may get points for style, but that's another issue. They may be able to reach the 1000 lb club, but it's the difference between torque and horsepower.When it comes to processed meat (and the resulting colon cancer), I'm afraid God looked upon us (men) with favoritism.

Tuba. For the gals, the susaphone is typically the end of their prowess---and I predict that the tuba will always remain elusive to their lung capacity/reach.While women certainly have strong and loud voices---like the cheetuh---short bursts---they seem to lack the powerful and sustained warm air output that is required to do symphonic arpegios for 2 or more hours straight. We are the kings of blowing hard, hot bursts of air over long periods --even lifetimes.

Strong man contests. Show me a woman that can pull a freight train 100 yards with their teeth. Didn't think so. It's ours forever. These are skills exclusive to men for when we need to ---er---rescue a freight train with our teeth? Next.

Mass murderers. When it comes to killing bunches----the glass ceiling is here to stay---and if you look through it, you'll find stacks of bodies, some of which will be half eaten by cannabilistic men. We really have strong marketshare here, and women will never be allowed in that very exclusive club. Sorry gals. Ya have to be more than just cruel or sadistic----mega-savagery is our specialty. We do owe a debt of gratitude for women---specifically mothers---for nurturing such a trait. It really seems to trace back to them---provided that they are apathetic prostitutes or particularly neglectful as mothers. I know this to be true because I've seen it in movies. The shitty-mother-to-psychopath development relationship ends there though. Just 'cause they pushed them out of the nest, doesn't mean they get all the credit for the resulted "soaring so high."

.....sorry for the detour {see hijack}

posted 08-08-2009 05:57 PM            

I keed I keed

THAT sicko in Pittsburg obviously never even talked to a woman without having to give his credit card number.

P.S. if this Hijack ends up in Cuba could somebody pick me up a box of Partagas Lusitanias and please buy them in a government approved shop NOT on the freakin street.

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